A Real Skate Poser Rips Off Local Businesses In Portland

(Aubrey Floberg: The scumbag) I’ve been calling skaters on the street posers all my life.� Going all the way back to the 3rd grade, I knew what real skating LOOKED LIKE.� So whenever I saw a fake skater on the street, I would yell out “POSER!!” from the safety of my school bus seat.� There were all types of skater posers back then.� The type with mondo clothing were my favorites because they were easy to spot.� Some of these posers even had hair like a girl.� So I surely know what a poser looks like, but this guy from Portland is on some next level shiznit. What’s this guy’s problem?� Maybe he’s having hard times and has no money?� Maybe it’s his girly name?� Who knows but this is f’d up. This international man of mystery is really intriguing.� He uses multiple disguises to trick innocent victims into giving him money.� He’s kind of like Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in Catch Me If You Can but more suave.� Do you think you can catch this fella?� If you do, let us all know so that we can give him what he deserves.� I say we give him a pair of [...]

Source: http://www.lat34.com/2013/02/27/a-real-skate-poser-rips-off-local-businesses-in-portland/

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